1. spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

    I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

    (Source: axmxz, via knivesandglitter)

     
  2. sarahgriswald:

    *panties off already*

    (Source: youmkemeshine, via knivesandglitter)

     
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  4. pitchercries:

    idhren:

    pyrrhiccomedy:

    pikestaff:

    This town in Russia is called Zheleznogorsk.

    Their flag and coat of arms is a bear splitting the atom.

    image

    That is all.

    *kicks down door, knocks over end table, vase crashes to the floor*

    No that is NOT all, because…

    (via estelendur)

     
  5. lipstick-feminists:

    Bless this message.

    (via knivesandglitter)

     

  6. kayliesaurusrex:

    gambleorcs:

    I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
    "You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
    Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

    BEST GRANDMA STORY

    (via knivesandglitter)

     

  7. "Sometimes this really seems to shock people. They appear genuinely upset when I say ‘this conversation is over’ or ‘I’m actually not interested in debating this with you.’ There’s an expectation that if you care about social justice and political issues, you’re always ‘on.’ You’re always ready to debate, you’re always ready to have theoretical discussions about your own lived experiences and the issues you care about, you’re always ready to defend yourself. That’s manifestly ridiculous and unjust, an expectation that’s simply not reasonable."
     

  8. destructionandmurder:

    Swedish woman finds 2,000-year-old gold ring - The Local

    paprikapotts:

    barbaricyip:

    motherfuckingnazgul:

    shireen-baratheon:

    #THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA

    "…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."

    O_O

    image

    (via devilinyourmidnightmass)

     

  9. "I need a hug or an orgasm."
    — 

    Unknown  (via guccier)

     

    (via howprecioustheflight)

    (Source: mi-arrendo, via toomanyturns)

     
  10. (Source: caprellid, via dobdob)