1. dobdob:

    So many assholes harassing me on night 2 of the ghost walks! Can those basic bitches cycle up a hill in a corset and heels? I think not. I look adorable. (at haverfordwest ghost walks)

     
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  3. kayliesaurusrex:

    gambleorcs:

    I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
    "You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
    Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

    BEST GRANDMA STORY

    (via cloudsandcacti)

     

  4. areyoutryingtodeduceme:

    porcelain-horse-horselain:

    areyoutryingtodeduceme:

    Also while I was waiting in a cab line yesterday I was having a very stressed and frantic phone call and the dudes standing in front of me were laughing about it and then one of them was like “wow you’re having a rough day” in the most recognizable voice ever and that’s when I realized H Jon Benjamin was laughing at my pain

    image

    oh my god

    (via thatlowvice)

     
  5. a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

    I just really want him to be James Bond.

    (Source: charlibal, via thatlowvice)

     

  6. jesliey:

    homosaurus-rex:

    homosaurus-rex:

    It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

    can we talk about how this is still getting notes

    The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

    (via themanicpixiedreamgrrrl)

     

  7. touchmeordont:

    natasharomanovx:

    natasharomanovx:

    what do you call sexism against men?

    mythandry

    hahahahahaha

    (via themanicpixiedreamgrrrl)

     
  8. bramblepatch:

    from Passing English of the Victorian Era

    I’m gonna bring this back if it’s the last thing I do

    (via dobdob)

     
  9. charminglyantiquated:

    a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

    (via dobdob)

     
  10. grahampal:

    lunasoraya:

    its-tuesday-again:

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

    This had me in actual stitches

    stop straight boys

    (via dobdob)