1. thatlowvice:

    americanninjax:

    Been wanting to doodle Peggy Cap ever since that text post a few days ago. I MAY prefer this to Steve haha. She’s SUCH a competent agent to start with and give her super soldier abilities and holy crap.

    dobdob, I’m just gonna send you all the Peggy Cap stuff because I want to see you do that cosplay

    YAAAAAAAAS

     

  2. Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

    1. Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
    2. Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
    3. Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
    4. Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
    5. Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
    6. Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
    7. Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
    8. Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
    9. Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
    10. Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
    11. Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
    12. Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
    13. Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
    14. Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
    15. Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
    16. Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
    17. Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
    18. Dad: Fuck the government.
    19. Dad: Fuck the school board.
    20. Dad: Close the door.
    21. Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
    22. Dad: I love puns.
    23. Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
    24. Dad: Please shut up.
    25. Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
    26. Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
    27. Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
    28. Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
    29. Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
    30. Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
    31. Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
    32. Dad: They act like I care what they think.
    33. Dad: I hate homework.
    34. Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
    35. Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
     
  3. buzzfeed:

    Is it possible to overdose on adorable baby animal GIFs?

    (Source: BuzzFeed, via themanicpixiedreamgrrrl)

     
  4. doubleplusunlucky:

    The look of intensity on the monkey’s face is what elevates this photograph to something truly magical. 

    (via elinoriabluth)

     
  5. braingaius:

    theonetruenators:

    josiephone:

    Apparently some vegans are telling people not to eat honey to support bees.

    STOP. STOP NOW.
    DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?

    Buy honey (local if possible) -> support beekeepers -> support bees.

    I swear people don’t even think this stuff out. 
    Beekeepers provide bees with an environment in which they can live, and are encouraged to thrive. Bees then have a big huge giant person who can deal with any threats to the hive. 
    Yes, honey is a winter food supply for bees, but beekeepers (unless they’re dicks, in which case they’d be shooting themselves in the foot) will NEVER take too much honey from a hive, and will always ensure that bees have enough food. Think about it, you’re not going to starve a source of income/hobby, are you?

    So now.
    Support beekeepers.
    Support bees.

    buzz.

    fuck what do you think beehives are

    honey is made form pollen. to get the pollen the bees need to be able to get to the flowers. they aren’t trapped in the boxes just the hive is. of all the animal byproducts to crusade against!! bee/beekeeper reltionships are basically symbiotic! bees get to live bee lives. Big strong humans keep bee lives safe in exchange for excess honey production. 

    seriously bees

    Seriously, SAVE THE FUCKING BEES.

    (via thatlowvice)

     
  6. pottergirl05:

    The only thing you need to see.. Peter dinklage and Lena Heady hula hooping at a gay bar.

    (via dobdob)

     
  7. mybodypeaceofmind:

    fitmustache:

    sexysalsera24:

    Whoop, there it is

    This. Is. It. This post is the future.

    Thisssssss

    (Source: salseraprincess24, via knivesandglitter)

     
  8. knivesandglitter:

    hey—sah:

    it’s nice out today so the fat arms are coming out in full force! 

    ootd:

    dress: forever 21+ 2X

    leggings: got them at costco!?!

    glasses: Rayban

    makeup by meee :) 

     

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